Less posturing. More open-hand feedback.
Preparing the arena
Less posturing. More open-hand feedback.
Pick your professional. Win two rounds.
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Professionals. Zero professionalism.
Choose either side above. Mirror matches welcome. Arrow keys browse; Enter selects.
Two players on one keyboard. A physical keyboard is required.
Press keys together to confirm your keyboard reports them.
None
Play someone on another machine. One of you hosts and shares the code.
Share this code with your opponent.
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Waiting for an opponent.
Change any of these in Settings.
Pick any fighter and a passive sparring partner. Rounds reset normally; no score is recorded. Good for learning the timing on a charge.
Win the match by knockout to trigger your fighter’s Termination. Press Block after the opening title to skip. Settings → After Hours enables NSFW punchlines; Reduce Motion shows a static storyboard.
Every attack has startup, an active window, and recovery. You can be interrupted during startup, active frames, and recovery, so whiffing leaves you open.
Choose a player, select an action, then press the key you want.
Hold Heavy to charge. Keep holding for your special.